Personality type: ATAW (Addicted to Asian Women)
So the thing about free dating sites is it’s such a random free-for-all and no one really reads your profile. As much as we pretend that Tinder is horrifically superficial in its stripped down mechanics, it is the basic building blocks of any free dating site. This is exarcerbated when you’re of a different race as all stereotyoes come into play with the swipe to the right.
But what ho! This is new…someone asking if I have a boyfriend (or “you got bf” in text speak…this is so promising!) as an opener. We think we can roll with this and have a little fun responding to this…
MR B: U got bf?
ME: No. Do you have a bf? Lol
MR B: Cheeky. Don’t like boys. But I have had an Asian gf b4
ME: Well done. And now you’re hooked? 😛
MR B: Haha. No comment
ME: Lol. I haven’t had a bf from Lyme Regis
MR B: Oh well ur missing out there. Tall and unfeasibly rich amongst other things
ME: What other things lol? I’m short and poor. Does that make us a complementary match? 🙂
MR B: Short is good. As is petite. I wouldn’t expect a gf to be v rich. Sounds a funny match. Ya.
ME: I’m actually not typical Asian. Do lots of girls have bfs on here then?
MR B: Ur dripping in sarcasm lol y r u not typical Asian?
ME: I’m Bristolian. We’re all sarcastic here.
MR B: U have a cock?
ME: Lol. Not that untypical.
MR B: Um ok
ME: How’s your business? And your weekend?
MR B: Have u got a cock? I’m concerned
ME: Lol. I said no. Is that concerning?
MR B: Yea I’m not gay. Do u like cock
[End of conversation]
I am certainly not one for bigotted cocks who think having dated an Asian girl before requires applause or a gold star. And describes themselves as unfeasibly rich. How rich would you have to be to be unfeasible anyway?
Some of us Asian girls have a giggle that the guys that have an indiscriminate preference for petite Asian girls, regardless of personality type or character, are petite themselves if you know what I mean 😉 So the last laugh is on them…and that’s why gentleman, that approach will never do you any favours.
VERDICT: Do not engage! Mr B’s will never know where they’re going wrong, nor do they have a sense of humour.
OUTCOME: Move on, nothing to see here!